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Family Dirt

Welcome to my Family Dirt section. This is the part of my website that gives the children nightmares.

" Don't do it! Mom will write about it!"  I am sure that comment has averted many mishaps.

These stories are true. Names should have been changed to protect the innocent, but I am too busy cleaning up after everyone at the moment.

If you find bathroom humor offensive better leave now, we are after all is said and done easily amused around here.

 

 

 

 

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 Bathroom Brown Lizard California Beach Campfire Laundry Punkin Seeds Poop! Out House Mother's Day Monkeys Rabies Dryness Dust Bunny Lighting Farts Christmas Tree Toilet Training Stink Bait Out House 2 Squirrels Smiley Face Exercise Worms Red Boots Road Kill Skeleton Key

© Copyright, All rights reserved, 2000-2009.  Sindy Rodenmayer, Garland, TX. USA. 

Hello friend! You are welcome to make quilts from these patterns for yourself, family, friends, fundraisers and raffles, and most of all, charities! You may even make quilts or gifts from these patterns to sell for a profit (No mass production though).

What I ask you NOT to do please; no photocopying, no reproducing to package and market the patterns with the intent to sell them.  Just because they are free here for your use, doesn't make it legal to use them in that way. 

When in doubt, email me and ask.  Be friendly and keep the creative spirit of quilting alive and give credit where credit is due.