Punkin Seeds


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At Halloween my Friend showed me how to bake the left over pumpkin seeds. Jamie Lee loved them!! I had  sprained my wrist (pushing too many children in a shopping cart at once) and needed something for the pain. So here are all three kids and I tucked into this tiny doctors office. They are trying so very hard to be good. We had gotten there between shifts and the staff
was just a tad frazzled. The nurse comes in to get my info and now there are 5 of us in an area about 6x8. All of a sudden there is a conversation stopping, knock you dead smell. Jamie Lee pops up and cranes her head around to look at her butt, spinning in circles, and sniffing like one of the dogs.

She says..."I Farted and it smells like Punkin Seeds!!"

The boys of course play right into this...gagging and retching...begging, "Mom please let us outta here!"

 The nurse stays deadpan, frowns and keeps talking. It was so bad my eyes were watering and I was holding my breath. So I go home and immediately call  my friend, she thinks it is so very funny! Next day Jamie stays at Friend’s house while I run errands. What does she do...why of course give the child more Punkin Seeds!! The next day Friend  and I are taking the two little kids to lunch. All of a sudden she starts sniffing and gagging, turns to me and says

"What is that smell??"

 It hadn't made its way to my side of the car...but Jamie pops up "It's punkin seeds farts!!"

 Now to make things even better, my windows were acting up and  wouldn't roll down...LOL. See it does come back around :-) So now when ever some one farts every one says "I smell Punkin Seeds!" So much better than shouting out "Hey! You farted!"


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